@Darlainky: My mom says she hates boxed wine because she can't tell how much she's drank. I'm glad I got her eyes instead of her sensibility.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Parenthood is where you spend 18 years saying no all because of that one critical time you said yes.
@AbbyHasIssues: "Well-behaved women seldom make history," I whisper as I don't wait the full ten minutes for the oven to preheat.
@jimmytorosian: [Writing Silence of the Lambs] Anyone have an idea for the cannibal's name? Jim: Hannibal? Anyone? Jim: Hannibal Anyone other than Jim?