@lisaxy424: My mom texted me asking what "DTF" meant and I told her "Dedicated To Family"...I seriously can't wait for her to use it.
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@NeptunePhoenix: Giraffes only sleep 2 hours a day. If reincarnation is real, fingers crossed that I don't come back as a giraffe.
@WheelTod: [On date] Me: Duck! That's my wife outside the restaurant Her: What!? Your profile said "single dad!" Me: Exactly. We're a one dad family