@KyleMcDowell86: My mom told me not to cry wolf, but it was too late.Wolves were pouring out of my tear ducts, filling the kitchen and adjoining living room.
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@JediGigi: Well, son, back in my day, we didn't have a fancy robot to turn the tv on for us. We only had a boomerang.
@gabemakesmusic: My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks
@jakefromstfarm3: A guy in Hawaii survived a shark attack while surfing by punching the shark in the face and I get scared to take a shower if I see a spider.