@buriedwithkids: My mom wants to see 50 Shades of Gray with me... I screamed, "OH HELL NO" and suggested we see Cinderella instead.
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@Fyrekrakr73: Hire a hitman is apparently not the correct answer to "what would you do if you won the lottery"
@jazmasta: Drugs are never the answer kids. Unless the question is "why have you been checking under the carpet for lizards for 3 days straight?"
@1followernodad: the thing about the weather getting colder is that it makes you think you want to date someone when what you want is heavy socks