@primawesome: My mom was the best mom. I hope your mom spends today thinking about what she could've done to get on my mom's level.
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@kelly_eberle: I spent 5 min. in the dark trying to get my charger in my phone. I'm embarrassed & I feel like I owe some dudes from high school an apology.
@FrakkingAwesome: The trick to free lunches is to tell your friend "you get this one, I'll get the next 1" and then never see them again and make new friends.
@Contwixt: Confidence is important. Because wishy-washy just will not get you a prescription for the good drugs.