@primawesome: My mom was the best mom. I hope your mom spends today thinking about what she could've done to get on my mom's level.
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@_ElvishPresley_: ME: *rolls up sleeves* time to fix the sink WIFE: *rolling her sleeves back down* what is wrong with you just fix it
@MarfSalvador: My ability to attract girls has increased exponentially since I started my new hobby 'crying whilst pushing round an empty stroller'