@_oculusmundi: My moods don't just swing - they bounce, pivot, recoil, rebound, oscillate, fluctuate and occasionally pirouette.
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@CamusOverEasy: The Blue Tooth in your ear tells me you are expecting an important call. At Walmart. At 8:00 AM. On Sunday. In the snack food aisle. Ma'am.
@WheelTod: *First day as a spy Boss: Did you bug the Russian Embassy? Me:Oh yes. At Russian Embassy: "Boris, where did all these damn ants come from?"
@ieatanddrink: Just heard that distinct "baby fell out of the crib and into a pizza that was on the floor" sound