@drunknerdpro: My moral compass just spins.
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@GrumpyBahr: People who eat hotdogs from a gas station, you know there's faster ways to commit suicide?
@FunnyTunes: Wife :'Darling, look. I haven't worn this in 8 years and it still fits.' Hubby : It's a scarf!
@TheMichaelRock: My 8yo is watching a video of a guy watching a video of another guy flipping water bottles. Please pray for me during this difficult time.