@astutenewf: My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark.
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@Cynner777: Buying little gold star stickers so when people I'm speaking with say things I like I'll stick one on their forehead.
@gerryhallcomedy: Two years ago I became a proud father. My son is 6, but he was kinda lame those first four years.
@KentWGraham: I wish I could be like my cable company’s customer service line and make people press 37 different numbers before they can talk to me.