@astutenewf: My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark.
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@helltotheyaya: Yeah, sex is awesome. But have you ever put clothes on straight out of the dryer?
@PhilLaysheO: Just left a note on the ex's car saying "I STILL LOVE YOU" hope it doesn't go unnoticed. I keyed it in pretty deep.