@astutenewf: My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark.
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@kimwilliamz: When somebody I blocked gets RT'd into my timeline it's like they're violating their restraining order.
@XplodingUnicorn: Ladies, if you don't want to answer a question from a guy, say, "I already TOLD you. You never listen." We have no idea if you're lying.
@tehviking: God grant me the dgaf to lol at the things I can’t even, the swag to yolo the things I can, and the lifehacks to know the difference