@HatfieldAnne: My mother had a cure for slouching. I still flinch when there's movement in my periphery, but I've got posture like a Marine.
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@NewDadNotes: [the Fellowship of the Ring] Gandalf: who will take the ring to Mordor? Frodo: I will take it Aragorn: you have my sword Legolas: and you have my bow Gimli: and my axe Me: you may have my backpack [everyone turns to stare at me] Me: it’s JanSport
@BrandonVine: Felt like my car was going to blow over from this wind today. I feel bad for the smart cars that are probably stuck in trees.
@juanadog: Pointed out my kids real dad to them at the car wash today. None of us are sure if I'm kidding.