@ddsmidt: My mother-in-law said "just do what you normally do" when she came to stay with us. Not going to lie, naked Saturday was a little awkward.
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@KeetPotato: [lightbulb store] owner: "what watt can i get you?" me: owner: me: owner: "did i stutter?" me: "i dont know"
@imence2: I always take my kids on vacation during drug awareness week...because there's just some things they should learn from their dad.
@Reverend_Scott: Fun Fact: Valentine's Day was created by a woman than didn't get what she wanted for Christmas.