@Brianhopecomedy: My mother-in-law talked non-stop while we watched Criminal Minds and now I have an idea for a cool new episode.
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@iamspacegirl: if chickens exchanged goods and services for a fixed price it would be called chicken tenders have a great day
@BoogTweets: Judas: I can’t wait for you to die Jesus: what Judas: Easter eggs, can’t wait for you to dye Easter eggs Jesus: what eggs?
@AaronFullerton: Considering our obsessions with cats and emojis, the internet really is the new ancient Egypt.