@CtotheASS: My mother is my travel agent for guilt trips.
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@HannahFlores01: Accepting water from a salesperson is a sign of weakness. *faints from dehydration*
@itsdivbaby: when i hear fat people say that they've made mistakes, i always think to myself, "yeaa...at the grocery store."
@withanewname: *Jesus sits down at the bar* "The boss says we have to start charging you for water"