@CtotheASS: My mother is my travel agent for guilt trips.
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@Schmoodles: It's easier to travel back in time and stop yourself from being born than it is to delete your Facebook account.
@JimmerThatisAll: Today's workout. Light weights. 1 hour parkouring rooftops on my block. It's surprising how many people have skylights in their bathrooms.
@ANNIEwayyyy: Every since my Grandma discovered Netflix she’s been calling me w/ suggestions like “ok write this down, it’s called Friends, F-R-I-E-.....”