@amishschool: My mother talks into the phone like a combat soldier calling in air support.
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@DebasaurusRex: I won't be gratified sexually until someone dumps one of those big Gatorade containers on me after.
@panmidwest: ME: I'm not voting for anyone CLINTON: that's a vote for Trump! TRUMP: that's a vote for Clinton! ME: looks like I'm voting twice then
@NotJPo: Listen up, single people. You can only sleep with so many people. Sooooo many people. So so so many.