@amishschool: My mother talks into the phone like a combat soldier calling in air support.
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@lecalabara: Why do people ask "What were you thinking?" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain.
@OkieGirl405: Pro tip: when your neighbors make you mad, send your 8 y/o son over to describe in complete detail what all 379 of his Hot Wheels look like
@david8hughes: [me narrating a documentary about grasshoppers] And here we see these little liars hopping on sand.