@P0tterhead_394: My music preferences range between something your grandma would listen to, to something that could potentially kill her.
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@jazmasta: My personal trainer said I should have a protein shake every night at 11pm. That's whey past my bedtime
@WilliamAder: Shutdown Apocalypse Update: Talked to someone today about remaining human when society crumbles. Was told to "please pull up to the window."
@JediGigi: Me: Nice biker jacket. You ride? Him: No Me: So you're a liar? Him: Me: Him: Nice yoga pants Me: That jacket looks so awesome on you!
@olerunkbitch: Made a weird face in the mirror this morning and I looked like Ted Cruz. This is my suicide note.