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@RappaRick: "My name is Robert and I support apples."
-- Bob for apples
@sucittaM: Eventually we'll all just have one app on our phones that electrocutes you when you stop looking at it.
@Ivsy01: Keep it mysterious, ladies...
Him: See you next time. Me: Maybe.
Him: Do you want your receipt?
@envydatropic: First date - I'll have an ice water and a lettuce wedge
Tenth date - I'll have a large pizza, extra cheese. What do you want, honey?
@Rollinintheseat: *Shakespeare resetting his password*
"Enter new password."
"Your password is two weeks."
@weinerdog4life: I like to push the "stop time" button on the microwave and walk around in slow motion until my wife calls me an idiot.