@TheTweetOfGod: "My name will live forever!" - Anonymous.
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@mompsychologist: Sorry to all the people my 3yo has yelled at for eating ice cream in a car. Telling him it was illegal was wrong. I know this now.
@WigCannon: before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones. some still do
@Elizasoul80: First date Him: What do you do? Me [pulls out a Victoria's Secret catalog that I've clearly glued photos of my face into] "I'm a model."