@bug_hugs: MY NECK, MY BACK, A STRANGER TOOK MY CAT
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@KaptainKoRnie: Bf and I are on 2 completely different emotional planes right now. Work faster, whiskey.
@MrPudmansButler: If you never used that plastic thing that keeps pizza from sticking to the box lid as GI Joe's poker table you're too mature for me.
@simoncholland: Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept right through the great pots and pans avalanche of 6:45 AM.