@OnceYouGoZachh: My neck, my back. My pizza and my snacks.
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@deanna_ficco: Sex is the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.
@JRobb773: I’ll get married when I can find someone who can keep up with me at midnight when I’m wearing my old prom dress and chasing teens around the graveyard.
@JesKeepSwimming: "So tell me more about yourse-PUT DOWN MY FRIES IF YOU WANT TO WALK OUT OF HERE WITH ALL 4 LIMBS INTACT." - What not to say on a first date.