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@mydanimarie: MY NECK. MY BACK. MY PJ'S AND MY SNACK.
@apollilaire: i order a pizza online and under special requests i write: "tell me the meaning of life". when the door bell rings there's only an empty box
@SarcasticCharm: Please pray for my friends' 4 yr old. I just found out that ten minutes of his life wasn't photographed or documented on Facebook today.
@PaperWash: date: and then after traveling to Iceland I decided to get my MBA
me: I went to Arby's 7 times yesterday