@mydanimarie: MY NECK. MY BACK. MY PJ'S AND MY SNACK.
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@shariv67: I wish my refrigerator would quit opening my bedroom door, staring at me, sighing and walking away.
@iTomFoolery: We’ve had the selfie and now the selfie stick. So when will our phones be renamed Selfones.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: "Yeah, well your dog isn't a rescue, your snacks are processed and everyone knows you're vaccinated" - how a kid talks shit in 2015
@thomas_violence: 'gamer' & 'foodie' are bullshit labels because they suggest you are something b/c you passively enjoy something everyone passively enjoys