@MisterWarr: My neck tattoos are so big the three people after me don't get hired either.
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@buhsbaby_baby: Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
@DaddyJew: "Welcome to money management. Have you all paid your $200 entrance fee?" "Yes" "Excellent, never give money to strangers. Class dismissed"
@AntozWolf: Kinky is when you bring a feather into the bedroom. Perverted is when you bring the whole chicken.