@MisterWarr: My neck tattoos are so big the three people after me don't get hired either.
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@BisHilarious: One time I stayed in a relationship three months longer than I should've because the person had a flattering mirror in their apartment
@iLikeCatShirts: Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and hey why did you bring all these goats they're eating this luscious grass.
@JediGigi: "I'm so lucky to have you."--- Me to my hand. No, it's not what you think. I just watched Hook.