@MisterWarr: My neck tattoos are so big the three people after me don't get hired either.
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@swandive2222: Yes, I've been in love before. I've also had salmonella poisoning and you don't see me running back for seconds.
@jackie_ibbyxo: If you yell Bloody Mary into a mirror 3 times at 3AM, as loud as you can, your mom will appear and tell you to shut up and go to bed.