@poizngrl: My need for caffeine is so bad I'm going to AA for the free coffee
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@LuckoftheDraw86: *writes 'amount to something' on bucket list* *crosses it out* *writes 'mount something'* Yeah. That's do-able.
@ayyyyloser: "There's plenty of fish in the sea" is just something people say because you're going to be alone. Fishing is something you can do alone.
@Nursey2Be: Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good and we will slowly kill you.