@TheBoydP: My neighbor called me an old drunk which really offended me. I'm not that old...
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@KyleMcDowell86: *sees a babe about to walk through a puddle* "No no, allow me" *gets on hands and knees and drinks the entire puddle so the babe stays dry*
@simoncholland: It's fine to eat a "test" grape in the produce section but you take one bite of a rotisserie chicken and it's all, "sir you need to leave."
@Miniwheats2012: Oh ya, let's sit down and talk about it! *That's how I end and win any argument with hubby.