@ilovepie84: My neighbor once said he was as healthy as a horse. Today he broke his leg so I had to put him down.
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@thedayofthedot: there is nothing wrong with being nice, but there is something wrong with being nice to people.
@_sweet_ham: My cat just dragged in a half eaten sausage, I have no idea where he got it from but it tastes expensive.
@stoneman67: I followed this woman on a bike with an empty baby seat for a half a mile yelling, "your baby jumped out!" before she gave me the finger.