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@Eightinchgoat: My neighbor seriously just asked me, "Does Canada have 4th of July?"

I said "No, they skip from the 3rd to the 5th, eh?

I need to move.

My neighbor seriously just asked me, “Does Canada have 4th of July?” 

I said “No, they skip from the 3rd to the 5th, eh?

I need to move.

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