@Zwolf666: My neighbor's 13-month old only has four teeth. She's way too young to being doing that much meth.
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@SteveKoehler22: Some of you keep touting donuts as the best breakfast food ..... But there are holes in your arguments.
@meatlobes: *im applying Chapstick and doing curtseys in the mirror* *dad walks past* *dad double takes* *im doing push-ups and drinkin a protein snake*
@robfee: No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e.
@KyleMcDowell86: [on date] *okay don't let her know you're a T-Rex* Her: Can you pass the salt please? Me: Crap...