@Ms612: My neighbors are drunk & climbing up the balcony. Or possibly being robbed. Whatever.
@Try2StopME: Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people.
@CherBear162: I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
@mdob11: [meeting the parents]
Do you have one in blonde?
@Jenny4ashley: [tries to blow a kiss]
Kiss: I have a boyfriend
@13spencer: A wedding is like inviting your family and friends to the dock to watch you leave England on the Titanic.