@mexinonblonde: I aged about 2 years and counted 14,364 cat hairs on my cashiers blouse at Walmart waiting for her to ring up my groceries.
@wickedimproper: Interview:
"Can you hold scissors?"
"yes"
"Welcome to SuperCuts"
@Writethatdown12: Trainer: "ok, lets warm up 1st....wait, where are you going!?"
Me: "tanning bed"
@robfee: This is what we really need to remember from the gold and white or blue and black dress debate.
@ericsshadow: "Stop texting me. If I wanted to go on the second date, I wouldn't have stolen all your jewelry."
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