@SadMeterologist: My neighbors are organizing something called a "fun run". This shit never happened when I lived in my car.
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@lilgapeach32: Dear little baby Jesus, If I got what I deserved, it'd be bad. But my daddy deserves the best. Please send him a handsome son-in-law. Amen
@BrianIncognito: My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about.
@SortaBad: How to sleep: 1. Lay down 2. Dim lights 3. Dwell about literally every mistake you've made in your life for 6 hours 4. Rest for 9 minutes