@SadMeterologist: My neighbors are organizing something called a "fun run". This shit never happened when I lived in my car.
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@RobDenBleyker: If a woman asks you to guess her age, always subtract 10 years from your estimate. IMPORTANT: Do NOT do this if she's in her early twenties.