@ClearCipher: My neighbor's diary says I have boundary issues.
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@tweetofclay: That's so nice of Activia to offer a money back guarantee. Am I supposed to send them pictures of myself not shitting?
@Phook75: If love at first sight was really a thing, I would've been married to Cheetara from Thundercats
@Bob_Heller: Jesus loves me. This I know. For my neighbor told me so. Jesus is a Puerto Rican that lives two doors down. I'm flattered...but straight.