@ClearCipher: My neighbor's diary says I have boundary issues.
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@all_about_today: Immortality sounded great when I was 23, but now that I'm 38 it just sounds exhausting.
@Carols10cents: 1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car
@Carbosly: Protip: if your date is going to throw a drink at your face, at least open your mouth, because hey, free drink.