@ClearCipher: My neighbor's diary says I have boundary issues.
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@BlindVigil: Q: "How long were you at your last job?" A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"
@TheCamelToe_: I swapped my wife's tampons with party poppers. Absolutely no sense of humour that girl..
@david8hughes: Her ankles were strong & sturdy, keeping her feet attached to her legs at all times. She had the eyebrows of a livid mechanic.