@SortaBad: My neighbors hurt some bystanders by illegally setting off fireworks. If only there had been a good guy with fireworks around to stop them
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@KKAlThani: Drink coffee. It saves lives. One cup will decrease your chances of murdering someone in the morning.
@mattingebretson: Whenever someone starts checking their phone when I'm talking to them I like to regain their attention by combing their hair
@rickolantern: They grow up so fast. My nephew lost his first tooth Saturday night In a fight a with a bouncer