@ElKnuckelhombre: My neighbor's looking at me like she's never seen a guy stuck in her doggy door before. And what's with the screaming? And the golf club?!
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@sucittaM: If people who made meth called themselves methematicians it would probably be a more respected occupation.
@pizzajaynow: When a Jehovah Witness dies, Heaven turns off all the lights and pretends no one is home.