@BitchyJasmine: My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. :)
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@Dawn_M_: Awww it's cute how your baby pulls my hair. Like she doesn't realise I will pull hers right back.
@Just_Lee_: When I think of you, I touch myself. With my finger. In the back of my throat to help me vomit because you make me nauseous.
@jonnysun: grampa: i was sent to war when ur mother was a baby. i didnt kno if i'd see her again me: noo my uber stopped on the other side of the road
@NoticablyBacon: December 26th is the sad day where I have to take the Christmas tree behind the garage and shoot it