@BitchyJasmine: My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. :)
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Knob_ish: Please. Stop. Tweeting. Stop. Like. Stop.This.Stop. It. Stop. Looks.stop.Like.stop A stop.Telegram.stop so. Stop. Please. Stop!
@pembdave: Woke up this morning and the alarm clock was laughing at me....then I realized it was upside down and the time was 7:07
@SethMacFarlane: Someone left a flyer on my windshield asking me to envision heaven, so I pictured a world where no one leaves flyers on my windshield.
@TheBoydP: Of course I care about the environment. I spray air freshener every time I leave the restroom don't I?