@IamEveryDayPpl: My neighbors started Christmas decorating right after they ran out of Halloween candy so I called the police.
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@rainerfm: I once watched a mime choke to death on a street corner and everyone applauded. For a couple of reasons.
@Home_Halfway: [Enter Password] abc1234 [Password weak. Password accepted, but system cannot respect you.]
@GuyThe_Guy: You can learn a lot about a guy when you go through the pockets of his pants that are at his ankles in the bathroom stall next to your's.
@AGreaterMonster: As it turns out you cannot recharge your cell plugging it in to an electric eel. I'm just glad this aquarium had a paramedic on duty.