@AudreyPorne: My neighbour is pissed. My recycle bin has missing for months so I've been using hers. My boyfriend is missing too. Same situation.
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@FSUSteve: Ever been in the middle of writing a great tweet and think, did I just run someone over?
@AsgardianRose: The fastest and most deadly land mammal is a woman who has noticed another woman flirting with her man.
@Dear_Booze: ME: "I'll have a rum & coke." HIM: "I can't serve you." ME: "Because I'm too drunk?" HIM: "No. 'cause this is a hardware store."