@anhonestmess: This is yr brain. This is yr brain on drugs. *turns page* This is yr brain on the beach at Cancun! Awwww, yr brain on yr honeymoon. *turns p

@I_am_Devana: I cannot handle my parents 😭😭😭😂😂

@Storminika: Strangers have the best candy.

@shutupmikeginn: "Oh, you're left handed?" - people who see me writing with my left hand, curious if I'm just doing it for show

@zapmyass: I've been eating healthy for six whole hours now. Why am I still fat?