@ArfMeasures: THERAPIST: As a young boy, did your mother ever treat you badly?
ME: As far as I know *pauses to think* my mother was never a young boy
@iamburtjarvis: [2011, pakistan, seal team 6 enters the compound]
"chief, something has brought the boys to the yard"
bin laden [making a milkshake]: SHIT
@BehindScenesPic: Everyone makes mistakes
@hippieswordfish: '911 HELP SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE'
uh ok, wow. not loving your tone. why don't you hang up, lose the 'tude and lets try that again, pal
@JoshuaHvr: Why would a straight guy hate gay guys?
Here's a group of men who look better than you.. but don't even want women.
You should be glad.
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