@causticbob: My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels.
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@madcaplaughs30: The first guy to skip a rock was probably all sad and just trying to toss the rock in the pond and was like "well, can't even do that right"
@myles_morrison: I start every argument off with "first of all..." like I'm really going to school them, but my second point is always just name calling.
@KeetPotato: [rookie undercover] *walks up to dealer* "yo you a cop" um no "hmm ok what you want" EIGHT COCAINES PLEASE *gives thumbs up to chief in car*