@causticbob: My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels.
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@garrydavenport: I name photos of me stroking animals in files called "Fireworks and big dogs.jpg" so my cats won't find them on my computer.
@JermHimselfish: Proper punctuation can be the difference between a tweet being well written and a tweet being well, written.