@1Happytwit: My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the arseholes asked me to turn it down.
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@ilovepie84: The best way to see if someone is telling the truth is to tie them to a chair and start up the ol chainsaw.
@whatmaddness: Traffic fantasy: - Someone does something stupid - I give them "the look" - They learn their lesson - The roads are safer because of me
@Book_Krazy: Mom, I'm glad April Fools is on a wkend. Kids at school are jerks Me:*Hiding a plate of waffles drenched in olive oil* yeah people are mean