@ShortWhiteNUgly: My nephew asked me what marriage was like. So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it.
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@BruceForce: 2010: Didn't jog 2011: Didn't jog 2012: Didn't jog 2013: Didn't jog 2014: Haven't jogged ~ This is a running joke
@Cryptic1iam: Female dragonflies will fake their own death if faced w/ unwanted attention from a male dragonfly. You can learn so much from nature