@Adam14: My new bowflex comes tomorrow...so if anyone wants to buy a slightly used bowflex in a couple months let me know.
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@davedittell: "anything new with you?" not really "any cool projects at work? nope "meeting with friends?" no "seeing anybody?" why are you doing this?
@Cryptoterra: Christian politicians hate science because they think it's always talking about two Adams bonding
@B0niferd: My swimsuit told me to go to the gym today but my sweatpants were like nah girl you're good.
@TheTimeIGotHigh: "A cop pulled me over came up to the window and said, i smell marijuana... i said, i smell bacon... yeah i was that high lol"