@BoozyMusic: My new cat, John Cena, wants me to remind y'all to never let your kids name your pets.
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@jake_likes_naps: [Ouija board] "Hey spirits, talk to us" W H A T S U R F R I E N D S N A M E H E S C U T E "fml"
@R0ckG0d88: If Target didn't want anyone singing "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" into a hairbrush they shouldn't have it playing over the store intercom.
@bobvulfov: FACEBOOK: yo remember ur ex from 2 years ago? look at this photo of u together ME: facebook no FACEBOOK: k heres ur dog who died 5 years ago