@BoozyMusic: My new cat, John Cena, wants me to remind y'all to never let your kids name your pets.
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@thenatewolf: I totally get why women are attracted to men who ride motorcycles. Like you increase your chances of getting to have two husbands by a lot.
@aveuaskew: The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
@markleggett: AROMATHERAPY CONNUDRUM: Spilling a large bucket of Lavender oil all over your carpet: Very stressful, or very relaxing?