@BoozyMusic: My new dentist asked me if I gag easily. "No, I'm a professional," probably wasn't the answer he expected.
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@Thomas1774Paine: Nine months from now -- when there's a baby boom in Hawaii -- you'll know who took the incoming missile warning seriously.
@abbycohenwl: Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare