@Not_From_Troy: My new diet consists in killing anyone who tells me I'm fat.
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@POTerritory: Strange how FB doesn't automatically add the enemies of your enemies as your friends,
@SteveSuckington: 1st wise man: I brought gold for the baby 2nd wise man: [hiding frankincense behind his back] actually that gold is from both of us
@JazzJazzybc: Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side.
@robfee: Frozen (2013): A girl with magical powers causes adults to talk nonstop about a movie for children