@nachosarah: my new diet is not buying things at the store that make the cashier say wow someone's having a party
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@JohnFugelsang: The awkward part of having the 10 Commandments displayed in US courthouses is realizing that 8 of them are pretty much legal here.
@thatUPSdude: I don't believe in mythical creatures like dragons, unicorns, Lock Ness Monster, drama free women. Just joking, I believe in Nessie.
@myonlymizztake: They say using smaller plates will help you eat less. It took 3 of them to hold my dinner, not sure how this is helping.