@LoriLuvsShoes: My new juice cleanse is called Vodka with a side of Tonic
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@JesTurtle: I'm wearing the boxers with the little hearts all over them tonight.... It's probably not a good night to go to jail....
@SarraBeth: "What are you typing? Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that? Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.
@AsiaDMO: The worst thing about insomnia is discovering all the new hours of the day that you're hungry.