@gavinpivott: My new year's resolution is to be more grammary and stop making up words.
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@murrman5: *A group of cannibals eating a pie* This is amazing, what did you do different? "Well, I used fresh Barry's"
@TellingTellers: An interrogator that just goes into the room and loudly eats a peach until the suspect confesses to everything.
@NotKevinSheedy: 911 - 911 what's your emergency Me - I am Australian and I watch too much American TV 911 - .... Me - I don't know our emergency number