@sixfootcandy: Me: *practicing selfie poses in the gym mirror*
Trainer: Ma'am, are you having a stroke?
@danteshepherd: ROBIN: You didn't name everything in the bathroom after you, too, did you?
BATMAN: Of course not
ROBIN:
BATMAN: OK, yes, there's batshampoo
ROBIN:
BATMAN: But there's also conditioner gordon
@sucittaM: Just called the fire department to tell them that dogs pee on fire hydrants so they should probably all wash their hands.
@sumpeoplelikeit: Whoa there, pregnancy test. You just tell us yes or no and we'll decide if it's positive or negative.
@living_marble: Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans.
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