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@SusanRinell: My New Years resolution was to not have any sex.
@liamoryan: Rest of world: don't do anything crazy plz
UK: fk u we used to own u watch this
*money falls out of pockets
*cracks head open
@BrickCh4News: "A black man follows me when it's sunny outside. When it's cloudy, he goes home."
"Brick, that's your shadow."
@LoveNLunchmeat: The beginning is all romance & flowers, but after about 10 yrs it's mostly just checking each other's backs for suspicious moles.
@llvvzz: Your psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you.
@LOsepyan: Me? Need a Bag? Nah chill son, Ima juggle this 6 pack of beer and watermelon on my head while riding a scooter.