@DoreyZoe: My next door neighbour just accused me of stealing clothes from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants
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@kumailn: When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern.
@MarcusTheToken: St. Patrick's Day is the day we all watch Ghost and Dirty Dancing in honor of Patrick Swayze.
@Smug_Lemur: Forgot I started my stopwatch. It's now been 139:27.05 since I wondered how long it takes me to run five miles.
@MrsGoose69: Before a long trip I drink allot of alcohol the night before. Dehydration will work for me for once.