@vodkachrome: My next relationship will be with someone who thinks "Wine" is a perfectly acceptable answer when he asks what's for dinner.
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@caperbc75: "Hey Frosty, calm down on the snacks. You're getting fat. Check out this six pack! You could do laundry on it!" - the Abdominal Snowman
@causticbob: If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
@VolatileVani: My favorite romcom is Silence of the Lambs and if you tell me it's not a romcom well oh boy have I got a Powerpoint presentation for you.