@TequilaTears: My nickname for my mother is Hannibal Lecture.
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@Dani_Feld: Dear millionaires, If you don't have a bookcase that spins into a secret room then give your money to me because you're spending it wrong.
@kimwilliamz: The worst thing about admitting you're an alcoholic is that people will expect you to stop drinking.