@TequilaTears: My nickname for my mother is Hannibal Lecture.
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@goodballs: How to get out of a bad date. 1. Pull fake baby out of your bag. 2. Tell your date to help pick a name. 3. Start taking family photos.
@StoferComic: My neighbor just planed an orange tree. I told him, "That's a strange color for a tree."