@ElizaBayne: My nickname is Gilette because I'm the best a man can get. Also, I will cut you
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@juliussharpe: I have the Anne Hathaway "It came true!" reaction whenever the guy at Subway hands me my sandwich.
@michaelianblack: Before we hang out, please be advised I will be spending the rest of the summer talking like Bane.
@GingerHotDish: I'm not saying the character Merida was modeled after me, but I too would rather win an archery contest than be married.
@subtweetopath: Me: Mom…Dad. I’ve decided to live on my own from now on. Parents: Well that’s great! Me: Your luggage is outside.